Nerdware Documents

Real Programmers Don't Use PASCAL	The classic DATAMATION article.
Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche	More macho fun
Write In C	Sung to the tune of...
A C++ joke	More of an apocryphal anecdote really
The Evolution of a Programmer	As demonstrated by the "Hello, World" program
What Operating Systems Are Like	The antidote to OS wars - or the cause?
If Operating Systems Ran Airlines	More OS jokes
The Dosfish	An extinct species? You wish!
Computer lab fun	Fun things to do with and around computers
Programming Laws	Troutman's Laws of Computer Programs
Computing Fallacies	Michi Henning's list
How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot	A classic
The Coat Coding Competition	I'll get my coat
DOS Upon A Midnight Dreary	Dead Operating System
Bill Gates in Heaven	A certain nerd discovers computing in the Afterlife.
Hot Off The Tree	The "bleeding edge" technology newslist.
Behemoth	Steve Roberts and his bicycle loaded with computers
Genesis Release 2.5	In the Beginning...
The Hackers Dictionary	A rather old copy.
alt.nerd.supremacy	Are we "not geek enough"?
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek	If you're reading this here, then it's already too late.
Geek Code	How to tell the world you're a geek
Bear Code	How to tell the world you're a gay geek
99 Bottles of Beer	227 Computer Beer Styles
Crash Haikus	Zen and the art of computer disasters.
Requirements	What features must scientific languages have ...
Proof	Why Engineers and Scientists will never make as much money as business executives.
The Two Doofases	Cached here because the DotGNU copy might be available anymore.
Some advice	Ivan Godard's advice for anyone "proposing to start a compiler company."
A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages	James Iry's accurately titled blog post.
Cows	ASCII Art
Slogans	Perfect t-shirt material
Predictions	How wrong can you be?
Eels and Fossils	Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling interviewed by Chris Morris.
A Conversation with Racter	Artificial Insanity
Subtitles	English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong
59 reasons	59 reasons why it's better to a mortal than a vampire.
Survival Tips	A Horror Movie Character's Survival Guide
One liner jokes	One line quips
Light Bulb Jokes	A list of jokes about light bulbs
More Light Bulb Jokes	The UseNet generation
164 Blond Jokes	A list of jokes about blonds
435 Blond Jokes	Another list of jokes about blonds
Essex girls jokes	Specialised humour local to the UK
Lawyer jokes	Jokes about the lowest lifeform on the planet
99 Jokes	99 jokes guaranteed to offend anyone
Capt. Kirk vs Capt. Picard	There are two sides to every captain.
Star Trek - The Search for Power	Author unknown
LeapTrek	Startrek, the next generation meets Quantum Leap
RedTrek	TNG meets Red Dwarf
Sequelae 1	A deep analysis of a Babylon 5 episode
In the Shadows of Madness	A Lovecraftian Look into the Babylon 5 Universe
The Mistress Janeway Series	THE SECRET LOGS OF CAPTAIN JANEWAY #3
Tribute to Nothing and Nobody	HOLY TEMPLE of MASS CONSUMPTION Issue #27
HappyNet	The HappyNet manifesto
Death	Kibo again
Illicit Groundhogs	The alt.peeves classic
An Unusual Telephone Service Call	Related by Pat Routledge of Winnepeg
Tom Swift	That Tom Swift fella.
A Goon episode guide	Lists of the Goon Show programs
The 12 Slays of Hellmouth	Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Does Santa really exist?	How was your Christmas?
Does Santa use Unix?	He's coming to town
His story is bunk	Certifiably genuine student bloopers
Amazing feats	Stunning records
Bastard System Operator	Last but not least