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Seeing my great fault Through darkening blue windows I begin again Chris Walsh |
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The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak. Barry L. Brumitt |
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A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. David J. Liszewski |
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Errors have occurred. We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers. Charlie Gibbs |
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wind catches lily scatt'ring petals to the wind: segmentation fault Nick Sweeney |
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. David Dixon |
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Everything is gone; Your life's work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger? (yes/no) David Carlson |
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Server's poor response Not quick enough for browser. Timed out, plum blossom. Rik Jespersen |
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Suzie Wagner |
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Login incorrect. Only perfect spellers may enter this system. Jason Axley |
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Printer not ready. Could be a fatal error. Have a pen handy? Pat Davis |
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Peter Rothman |
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This site has been moved. We'd tell you where, but then we'd have to delete you. Charles Matthews |
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ABORTED effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much. Mike Hagler |
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First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully. Simon Firth |
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With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. Howard Korder |
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The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao, until You bring fresh toner. Bill Torcaso |
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The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist Joy Rothke |
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Stay the patient course Of little worth is your ire The network is down David Ansel |
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. James Lopez |
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There is a chasm of carbon and silicon the software can't bridge Rahul Sonnad |
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Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that Margaret Segall |
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. Cass Whittington |
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No keyboard present Hit F1 to continue Zen engineering? Jim Griffith |
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Hal, open the file Hal, open the damn file, Hal open the, please Hal Jennifer Jo Lane |
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Francis Heaney |
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Judy Birmingham |
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The ten thousand things How long do any persist? Netscape, too, has gone. Jason Willoughby |
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To have no errors Would be life without meaning No struggle, no joy Brian M. Porter |
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I'm sorry, there's -- um -- insufficient -- what's-it-called? The term eludes me ... Owen Mathews |
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Rather than a beep Or a rude error message, These words: "File not found." Len Dvorkin |
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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Ian Hughes |