STAR TREK -- SEARCH FOR POWER "Sulu, set XR4 to CPM, and install the ExtRAM. We're taking her out." "Aye, sir." "Scotty, how long until we can shift into Linux?" "Captain, if you can install the bubble memory, we might have room for Linux and a couple of system utilities. Possibly an application. I think we can do it, but there are too many unknowns. We'll need to do a proper shakedown." "Spock?" "Linux is a massive system, Captain. It may be more than we can handle." "Sulu, compile the Linux kernel, and load it from the cassette drive." "Cassette drive? ......Aye, Captain." "Scotty, I want full power to the internal modem and to the PDD2." "Captain, yer overloadin' her as it is. The power supply just isn't built to run the external LEDs." "Power, Scotty! I want more power! Chekov, attach the mouse to the BCR. Spock, any results on the clock speed?" "Fascinating, Captain. It seems as if the modem interrupt is overwriting the background task timing, which is slowing down system performance." "Yes, Bones? What do you want?" "Jim, you just have a little spreadsheet work, mailing labels, and some word processing. Don't you think you're overdoing it a bit?" "Scotty, where is that power!?" "Captain, I'm givin' ye all she's got. It's that miserable printer with the low impedance causing a backward leak through the low-power indicator. You'll have to install a diode to fix the bias if you want to see the true power level." "Chekov, install the half-wave rectifier." "Yes, sir." "Uhura, any word from Club 100?" "Well, Captain, we've received several interrupts from the ring-detect circuit, but, because we're not multitasking, the data is just sitting there." "Sulu?" "Captain, she's shifting into 600 baud Captain, I'm losing control at the helm. It looks like we've encountered a bad sector." "Put it on visual, Sulu." "Captain, the monitor is not responding, sir. Shifting display to LCD mode." "Spock? What's the problem?" "Unknown, Captain. Linux seems to be rerouting all input to a null device." Trying 'grep'", now muttering, "whatever that is." "Scotty, what's happening with those '/dev' subdirectories?" "Captain, she canna take much morrre.... Another fifteen seconds and the NICAD'll burrrn up for surrre...." "Scotty, we're not using the NICAD." "Sorry, Captain, but I haven't been able to say that for twenty minutes." "Uhura, notify Club 100." "Captain, the display cannot keep up with input data past 300 baud." "Spock, install the SWEEP scroll disable." "Yes, sir." "Captain! I'm getting a message from Club 100...... Apparently, sir, they're going to time-warp previously forgotten modes of data handling; it looks like binary data is being received in the input buffer port now." "Scotty, quick, shift TELCOM to Kermit. This could be a trick to get us back to the standard ROM." "Chekov, we need hardcopy! Fire HP LaserJet!" "Aye, sir." "Bones, how do I see which tasks are active?" "I'm a doctor, Jim, not a command shell!" "Scotty! Why can't I get a directory on this thing!!?" "Captain, ye just canna have the X Window System running in 32K of RAM. It's like matter and antimatter, the system's too bogged down. Yer drainin me quartz crystals." "Chekov, report." "Captain, the little arrow is responding, but the status bar shows we're back to 1980." "Spock? What's happening to our multitasking?" "It appears as if the needs of the one are outweighing the needs of the many." "Captain, she's not even runnin on reserve now. We'll have to do a cold boot for surrre." "Bones?" "It's dead, Jim."